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    September 17

    乐队近况

    1.继异地奸情小组“旺角大趴”后,囧头四终于有了local姘头小组——“上海文艺门诊部”,普天同庆,喜结良缘。
     
    2.囧头四最新出炉的文案如下:
    囧头四,沪上第一天团。
    Oasis的伟大在于他们坚持只用吉他、贝司、鼓这三大件进行表演,囧头四的伟大在于他们坚持不用吉他、贝司、鼓这三大件进行表演——事实上,他们也不用键盘、口琴、三角铁、合成器……他们甚至没有主唱!
    囧头四的成员并没有共同的爱好,而是按照维特根斯坦的“家族”观点,在隐喻、淋浴、发育和性欲中暗藏玄机。例如:A和B和C都喜欢60年代老摇,A和B和D都喜欢顶楼马戏团,B和C和D都喜欢重庆鸡公煲,C和D和A都喜欢男人。
    囧头四拥有最强大的北京乐评人粉丝集团,成员D甚至还和某杂志编辑暗度陈仓,为乐队在月亮组内的良好口碑打下了坚实的基础。
    如果说顶马是周立波的师傅,那么囧头四无疑是周立波的祖师爷。乐队从不出产音乐作品,把有限的创作激情投入到了无限的吐槽去,诞生了一篇篇惊世骇俗又黄又专的聊天记录,堪称乐坛佳话。
    最后,请跟我读,囧头四乐(le 第四声)队,永不消逝的奸情。

     
    3.囧头四首次接受媒体专访,来自北京著名乐评人朴九月小姐。
    《朴八卦》杂志记者“朴九月”:缪斯和鸟人都交响啦,请问囧头四有没有同类想法和动机呢?或者依旧走自己的路让别人无路可走?
    囧头四非官方发言人小水:囧头四作为沪上老牌vintage乐队,对古典音乐一向热爱有加。但是,由于乐队经费预算有限,故囧头四将走一条独一无二的道路——赤贫后民乐(the Extremely-Poor-Post-Chinese-Folk-Music,简称EPPCFM)。EPPCFM是一种将交响乐的宏大气场浓缩在街头四重奏里的廉价女子十二乐坊(人数也同样精简)模式,优点是贴近群众、便于围观。四人将分别吹笛子、吹萧、吹喇叭、吹口哨,将乐队的精湛口活一一展示,鉴于吹口哨的人手里比较闲,届时此人将拿着半个锣和现场观众进行互动——观众掏出兜里的硬币扔到锣里,为演出进行即兴伴奏。这样的演出每年仅一场,暂定于盂兰盆节。
     
    乐队相关影像资料见此:http://www.douban.com/subject/3856753/

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    lolly linwrote:
    胡扯,你把liam摇铃手的位置摆哪里了!肉泥那goth-blues我倒很想见识一下.....= =
    3 hours ago
    小水 .wrote:
    @肉泥:你走Antony Hegarty的路线我是一百个支持的,Folk Blues也嗲,但是……那个Goth-Blues究竟是神马东西!!!
    Sept. 20
    正方 朱wrote:
    小水啊~~~你帮我出出主意噢~~~我回国了要和那个吉他手合作了~~~我准备同时走两条路线~~~一条是Antony & the Johnsons式的Chamber Pop~~~另外一条是Muddy Waters的<Folk Singer>那样子的Folk Blues~~~作品都串着来~~~不想在一个Blues上吊死~~~后来瞎想八想居然想出了个Goth-Blues~~~感觉蛮靠谱的~~~哈哈~~~
    Sept. 20
    逗逗 胖wrote:
    你应该提一下你们的乐器是怎么分配的= =
    Sept. 18
    帆 吴wrote:
    我们要努力了。
    Sept. 17

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